Riot Observer Mugs

Giant microphone at a riot.

Made in USA

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

That's What Happens

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Rapunzcow

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'racism is the new black.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

You Know You're Old When...

Aleppo & the World

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

"I think perhaps the Minstrel Show doesn't hit quite the right tone."

Genocide in Gaza

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"I've half a mind to protest."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'Now that's an afro!'

Meddling in Iraq

Israel's next move?

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

The Monarchy and the BBC

"Well, if you're going to wiretap your people you are going to hear things."

"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly."

'Jubilee Celebrations over; Corgis - please enter your pin.'