Riot Historian Gifts

The rioter's head-quarters

"Impressive brawl skills."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Barack Obama.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

The European Bailout

A policeman and protester in the same family.

'I need a government bailout.'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Tiny Drones

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

Attorney David Dudley Field Claiming his 'Legal (?) Share' of Tammany Ring Plunder

An Ottoman Resurgence?

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Ignorance Begets chaos

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

'I see your future ... it's gonna be a riot!'

Prisoner

The End Is Nightly.

1 mile to Kosovo

'Must you always bring your work home with you?'