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Trapeze artists.

Boxing.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Circus

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Matador.

Circus Act

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

'Hoopla!'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'