Ring Renegade T-Shirts

Diamond that says 'I don't care'.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Bill Tilden

'I play it to kill time.'

Mary Quant.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes