Right-wing Media Fan Gifts

Trump

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Tucker Ratings Gold

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Obama, the Enigma?

This is where Brent council sends you

News remote

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

The case against Mike Moore.

"I don't like the term 'Stone Age'. I prefer 'Prequel'."

News Brief: The Saddam trial turned into a shouting match...'Is that like pundits squaring off on TV?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

The Perfect Holiday Card

'Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animals crackers?'

"You've got to help me! - I'm a white male heterosexual!"

Tucker Carlson and the Case of the Missing Bowties.

'I miss Andy Rooney!'

The Revolving Door of the Right-Wing Mediasphere

Nicolas Maduro in times of Petro

"Curse you four corners... and the ABC... My media will attack you from all platforms including the dark side."

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"