Riding Carousels Pillows

Carousel Ride

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'He's maturing early.'

Clown God

Litter Tray Training

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"