Rider With Flair Gifts

Miss Motormouth

Skipping Horse

Football player taking the ball home.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

The Death of Pierrot

Justice for a heckler.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Boris Bike

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

Remain calm. Don't say anything stupid. Show her that you've grown, that you're not crazy, impulsive love-struck weirdo. Nice to see you, Darlene. You're looking well. And nice to see you, Rudy. Marry me and have my babies.

'Feelings, nothing more than feeeelings that I'm right for this job.'

Carousel Ponies.

"Stella!"

Silvio Berlusconi

"I like you in a tie."

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"

Motorbike

'Being a secretary is really neat, Mr. Foskett -- I just love this white nail polish!'

Now that the kids have moved out, do we really need a place with a moat?

These days it's not not enough to stay home. You need to stay hydrated, too!