Rider Of Lawn Mowers Mugs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Cow Pilot.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

Keep off the Square.

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

This Job Sucks

Mower Fraud!

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Jump Stop

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Lawnmower racing

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

Men racing their lawnmowers.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine