Riddle Lover Pillows

'Just a darn minute -- yesterday you said that X equals TWO!'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'If your parents have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?'

"The answers are 'fish and chips', 'little red rooster' and 'cucumber'. Unfortunately I deleted the questions. Can you help me?"

'How many seconds in a year? Well every month has one, so that's 12!'

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'OK, I give up - how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

My math teacher has my number.

'Dang.'

Professor Els receives his daily conundrums.

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

Potato: 'I have eyes, but cannot see, and I have no brain, yet I'm thinking these words.'

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Math Equation Speed Limit

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"'What is the sound of one hand clapping?' was a terrible choice for a password hint."

"I got my reasons."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"