Riches T-Shirts

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Money god

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

When I make it, I like to see it.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Where'd you get that?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

Unnecessary Surgery

Twins with bag of money

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

'It's just too much for him, poor love!'

'She was 'sorry she spoke'.'

'If I can't take it with me, I want to be BURIED with it!'

'OK, I'm ready. Make me rich.' 'Make me laugh.'

Frequent Visitor

"Yes, son, we're rich. Rich enough, in fact, to be very,very unhappy."

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."

"Yeah, I got the whole trip on frequent flyer points!"

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.

'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'