Richard Iii Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Blue Dress

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''