Ribbon Observer Prints

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Best in Heat.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

God's Fly Swat...

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

Space junk.

"Natural selection in action."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"