Ribbon Observer Mugs

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Best in Heat.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Space junk.

"Natural selection in action."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'