Rhyming Prankster Prints

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears