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"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Couple in Grey

Robert Browning.

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Hunky Dory

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Secular Holy Days

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Cult films!

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"This should be hilarious."

"I had an out of my body experience and he had an out of his mind experience."

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Leaf duel.

'We're off to the woods - today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.'

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Your father refuses to get a job. He lives by the motto, 'If we're broke, don't fix it.''

Poor Paul's friend

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'