Animal Pairing Fan T-Shirts

"But wait...I can explain!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Cat and mouse

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'