Rhyme Schemer T-Shirts

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Mystery of the Poets

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"It's a setup."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Valentine Comix

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

A trap for Santa

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.