Rhinoplasty Humorist Mugs

Decisions, decisions, decisions...nose choices,

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The New Age Dentist.

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'