Rhinoplasty Humorist Mugs

Decisions, decisions, decisions...nose choices,

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

Pinocchio has a nose job.

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Plastic surgery is a scream.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.