Rhino Ranger Pillows

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

New Guy.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'May the forest be with you.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

The Destruction of the Environment

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

Forest Management

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'