Rhetoric Analyst T-Shirts

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'Not guilty, Your Honor, by reason of watching of watching too much political opponent-bashing.'

'I demand cut-backs, austerity measures and belt tightening. . . well, forget the belt tightening.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

The Truth

Like Minded

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

Moral Outrage.

Violent Rhetoric

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'Safe!'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Peace Policy

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit