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"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"To be or not to be."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Summer reading for the family.

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

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'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Flower lamp.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

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"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'