Revved-up Readers Pillows

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"To be or not to be."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Multi-Generational Books

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Summer reading for the family.

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Old Book Smell

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Flower lamp.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'