Revolutionary History Fan Prints

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Why would we want to invade Massachusetts? So we can say "conquered Concord"!

'It's an extinction notice.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

The unknown war poet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Maypole

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Saint Patrick

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

William Shakespeare

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

God's Double Whammy.

The Race to Ukraine

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Benjamin Franklin