Revolutionary History Fan Pillows

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The unknown war poet.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Saint Patrick

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

William Shakespeare

God's Double Whammy.

The Race to Ukraine

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

The Jumping Tank