Revision Racer Pillows

Good luck in your A Levels.

'My feet are killing me.'

Build a Raft

'I really crammed last night.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

This man is an island.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Your repayments start now!"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Arcarde Patrol

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Exams

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Noel Fever

"Writing is... rewriting."

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Book intoxication

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Wrong answer

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

Slow Heroes

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

The Fourteen Yard Dash