Reformed Racer Pillows

"No, of course I wasn't talking on my mobile, I can't text and talk at the same time."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Snail Racing

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Tractor Racing

"Your repayments start now!"

Good luck in your A Levels.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

A souped up car...

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Women Have To Choose

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

'Think Basics.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'I believe you were first.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Michael Schumacher

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'I've gotten reports several of our employees are trying to make us look bad by applying for food stamps.'