Reviewer Of Systems T-Shirts

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Modern Life Blues

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

The emperor has no phone!

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"You call that a suit?"