Reuniting With A Pet Mugs

"I found your cat."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"He was a rescue."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"You stop it, now!"

I know they told me not to bark

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Coronovirus dreams

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'Made your point.'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"My new vet has the human touch."

Toby the talking dog. (he's speaking Chinese).

"Why do WE have to go for a run when YOU'RE the one who wants to lose weight?!"

"My last dog always too a right there."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

'...yes, Siamese twinning does occur among domestic animals...