Socializing With Pets Mugs

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Cat king.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Dog Love.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"I found your cat."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog