Reunion Reflector Mugs

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Are you getting enough "me" time, Al? Oh, more than enough, Doctor

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"Lucky!"

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."