Resignation Reflector Mugs

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"I resigned of my own free will."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"I've been to the office..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"Behave sensibly!"

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

Retirement...Retirement...

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

In Isolation

Overcoming obstacles on life's journey.

'But what if we are at the top of our game?'

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles