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Buyers remorse items.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Mario Draghi

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Soaring Profits

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Political Issues

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

December 24th and the December 26th.

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'Reducing the nation's debt helps everyone, rich & poor!'

'I've done a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's more to money than life.'

Ben Bernanke

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

"Excuse me. Everyone is curious about how you managed to take it with you."

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

'Of course I'm happy to give you an estimate of our fees, as long as you realise it will be nowhere near how much it will cost you.'