Returns Challenger Pillows

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Selling Justice

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Unreliable Narrator

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Doc, I think I'm having hallucinations!"

The Evolution of fish

Police Complaints Authority

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"