Returns Challenger Pillows

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Selling Justice

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

Unreliable Narrator

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Police Complaints Authority

"Doc, I think I'm having hallucinations!"

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!