Returning Traveler Mugs

'So you're back.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Limerick Airport

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Yipeee!"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

1930's bather.

The Bonvoy Age...

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples