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"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

"Still too close."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

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'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'Mat leave's almost up...time for you to hunt.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."

Working mother

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'You weren't here to say no.'

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"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

Coronovirus dreams

When scientists come out of retirement.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"