Returning To Work After Vacation T-Shirts

Back to work

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Balancing work and family

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

The Working Mum

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Mat leave's almost up...time for you to hunt.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

The boss and her baby

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."

Working mother

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'You weren't here to say no.'

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on