Returning Items Pillows

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Limerick Airport

Did you miss me?

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

The journey's end

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Airport

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

Right Here

Pirates on holiday.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Monster Souvenir

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Now Arriving

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'So you're back.'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.