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Sup, B? 'Sup? You da man. No you da man. Wasaaaaap? Wazzaaaap? BOO-YA! Chill out. Let's bounce, I gotta get fifty bones from the ATM. I can dig it. Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round. Aiit, my bad, home skillet.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"1971... 2015..."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

Food Pyramid, 1960

Portrait Gallery

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

Look...a friendly face.

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

Railroad Crossing. It's the last official weekend of the summer, Ernie. For me, summer has always been like a passing train. When I was a kid, both trains and summer went by at a leisurely pace. Ding! Ding! Ding! Now that I'm much older, summer is like a modern bullet train ... it's just a blur that seems to be gone in an instant!

"Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it's very different today. Now they've got burgers and fries."

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'

Fred gets a new perspective.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

The way dogs see it

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

In the Year 2525

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.