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Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"1971... 2015..."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

Portrait Gallery

Food Pyramid, 1960

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Look...a friendly face.

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it's very different today. Now they've got burgers and fries."

'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'

Fred gets a new perspective.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

The way dogs see it

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'