Retrospection T-Shirts

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Banana Split Personality

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Is this who I am?"