Retrospection T-Shirts

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Pastorius wonders why.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Pop Culture for Teens

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Is this who I am?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G