Retro Visionary Mugs

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

"You'll have to proceed without Mr. Larson. He looked back at the Reagan years and turned into a pillar of salt."

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."