Retro Vibes Fan Pillows

cool seagull plays electric piano

Louis Armstrong

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"This next one's another oldie."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do you do much walking?"

Liam Gallagher.

Swing dancers.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

George Michael

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Robert Drake

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'