Retro Vibe Seeker Pillows

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Disco Owls

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Old Book Smell

Robert Drake

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Robert Johnson

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Social Struggles

If this van's a rockin'...

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Telephone Box

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"