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Donny - A dog of the 80's.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Fossil record player.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"You've got night fever."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.