Retro Tale Lover Mugs

"In my day, we didn't ask for a raise, we demanded one!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Groovy Baby

William Tell

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'I miss the great depression.'

Hippie Edibles Co.