Retro Sweet Hunter Pillows

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Cake Free Zone

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Let's skip to dessert

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Cookie Surveillance

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Ice Cream Flavors

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Trade you lunches?'