Retro Sweet Hunter Gifts

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Bubble gum leaves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Cake Free Zone

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Let's skip to dessert

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Cookie Surveillance

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Ice Cream Flavors

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."