Retro Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

"We have what you young people might call an old-fashioned marriage—we are not best friends."

'Not a headache again tonight!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

Urns in love

'It's an antique!'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."