Retro Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

"We have what you young people might call an old-fashioned marriage—we are not best friends."

'Not a headache again tonight!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Early Colour TV

Paint pots in love

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Fossil record player.

Computer Class.

Urns in love

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.