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Tony Orlando and Dawn Fan Club: Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling

Anna Calvi

George Michael

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

The last song before the party exploded.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Liam Gallagher.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Elton John

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

Disco Owls

King with the boom box.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Fossil bands

The Four Tops in Concert

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Gramaphone Man.

Amy Winehouse

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Geri Halliwell.

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Elephant in Headphones

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

A 60's pop group

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA