Retro Pop Aficionado Pillows

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

The last song before the party exploded.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Disco Owls

The Four Tops in Concert

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Elephant in Headphones

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A 60's pop group

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'