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"She says she wants to pay for it, in full, in cash. . . Is she allowed to do that?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"What old school? This is my life."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

1930's Lady.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Technological advances within the office.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

Old-fashioned computer

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell